How to make millions out of the Bear Sterns collapse

OK, don't tell everyone. Google has introduced a new feature that allows you to send emails back in time.
https://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html

So here's what you do... send yourself an email on this date telling you to short sell Bear Sterns. March 12 would be a good date. Make the short and sit back and watch your fortune grow.

Thanks to my buddy Kevin for suggesting this brilliant trade...